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The Biggest Tech Fails of 2023: Titan, Cruise, and Upside Foods

MIT Technology Review has published its annual list of the worst technologies from the past year, and one tech disaster stands out in particular. This is, of course, the Titan submarine that imploded in an attempt to reach the sunken Titanic. Although everyone warned Stockton Rush, the creator of the submarine, that his submarine was not safe, he ignored the warnings and neglected engineering in favor of his wild desires, which led to the death of four people.

Rush vividly demonstrated how the spirit of innovation can sometimes go far ahead of reality, often with quite unpleasant consequences. This is a phenomenon that could be seen multiple times this year, for example, when GM launched robotaxis that were not ready for deployment.

Titan Submarine

Last summer, everyone followed the drama unfolding 3,500 meters below the ocean’s surface. An experimental submarine with five people was lost after it descended to view the wreck of the Titanic. The Titan was a radical design for a deep-sea submarine – a carbon fiber tube the size of a minivan, controlled by a joystick, which aerospace engineer Stockton Rush believed would open a new type of ‘deep-sea’ tourism. His company, OceanGate, was warned that the vessel could not withstand the pressure at that depth.

– I think General MacArthur said, you are remembered by the rules you break – Rush said in response to those remarks.

But breaking the laws of physics does not work. On June 22, four days after contact was lost with Titan, a deep-sea robot spotted the wreckage of the submarine that suffered a catastrophic implosion.

Lab-Grown Meat

Instead of killing animals for food, why not produce beef or chicken in a lab barrel? This is the humane idea behind ‘lab-grown meat.’ The problem, however, is scaling things up. Take Upside Foods, a startup based in Berkeley, California, which raised over half a billion dollars and showcased rows of large, shiny steel bioreactors. However, journalists soon found out that Upside’s bioreactors were not actually working. Those large containers were not producing anything, especially not the advertised chicken fillets. Upside Foods was actually growing chicken skin cells in much smaller laboratory dishes. Thin layers of cells were then manually scraped and pressed into pieces of chicken. In other words, Upside was using a lot of labor, plastic, and energy to make this, if it can even be called meat.

Samir Qurashi, a former employee, told the Wall Street Journal that he knows why Upside inflated the potential of lab-grown food. – It’s the principle of ‘fake it till you make it’ – he said.

Although lab-grown chicken has FDA approval, there are doubts about whether lab-grown meat will ever be able to compete with the real thing. Namely, a few bites of their chicken at a Michelin-starred restaurant in San Francisco cost as much as 45 euros, which is absurdly expensive for something that is not even real meat.

Cruising in a Robotaxi

We’re sorry, but the autopilot still does not work as it should. Cruise, GM’s division that became the first company to offer driverless taxi rides in San Francisco, day or night, with a fleet of over 400 cars, did not have a good year last year. The company was so confident in its robotaxis that they even placed an advertisement in the newspaper promoting them, stating that ‘people are terrible drivers.’

However, Cruise was terrible too. Its cars, full of sensors and other gadgets, were involved in 19 accidents in 2023, including one where an autonomous taxi dragged a person down the street for about 20 meters before stopping. As a result, the California Department of Motor Vehicles suspended GM’s robotaxis, citing ‘unreasonable risk to public safety.’ This was a significant blow to Cruise, which has since laid off 25 percent of its staff, and its co-founder and CEO, Kyle Vogt, a former MIT student, resigned from the company.

– We have temporarily paused the driverless service – states Cruise’s website.

Cooling Credits

Solar geoengineering is the idea of cooling the planet by releasing reflective materials into the atmosphere. This is a difficult concept, as it will not stop the greenhouse effect – it will only mask it. And who can decide to shade the sun? Mexico banned geoengineering experiments earlier this year after a startup called Make Sunsets decided it could commercialize that effort. Co-founder Luke Iseman decided to launch balloons in Mexico designed to disperse reflective sulfur dioxide into the sky. The startup still sells ‘cooling credits’ for $10 on its website. And who buys them? No one!

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