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Vanja Figenwald: Stay Alert, Epidemiologists Have Gone Guerrilla and Are Lurking

If you thought that the outbreak of war in Ukraine has forever swept epidemiologists and other logists into the anonymity from which they came, you are mistaken. Moreover, they want you to think that. Yes, the Russian invasion surprised them and disrupted their plans, forcing them to retreat, but rest assured, the enemy does not sleep. They are regrouping, reorganizing, and waiting for their opportunity. Aware that the conditions are currently unfavorable, the logists have switched to guerrilla warfare and the concept 'hit and run', so do not think for a second that they have finally been defeated. On the contrary, they are everywhere, even among us. Your neighbor, relative, friend, wife, husband, lover, mistress, gender non-conforming person, acquaintance from school, all of them could be logists-sleepers. Some indeed are. Do not be deceived by their smile, kindness, and refusal to discuss the pandemic; they are very dangerous, unpredictable, and highly motivated individuals who will stop at nothing to achieve their perverse goals.

The past few weeks have clearly shown their fanaticism and unwavering commitment to the 'holy epidemiological struggle'. In just a few weeks, the logists-suiciders have pushed the warning that the pandemic is not over, that a new wave is preparing in the fall, that we have become too relaxed, that we need to keep in mind the 'epidemiological framework' when accepting crowds of refugees from Ukraine, that new variants of the virus are coming, etc. They are here and with strategic, precise strikes, they make this known to you. They move in the shadows, lurking like panthers for every opportunity. Reliable data from unnamed intelligence sources suggest an increase in this fifth-column activity during the summer and almost certainly a large, coordinated invasion somewhere at the end of summer, certainly during the fall. The same sources indicate that any interruption or calming of hostilities in Ukraine could open the doors wide for the logists of the world for a new, so far the fiercest attempt to reclaim media space and dominate human life on the planet. This time forever.

So, do not relax. Lock your doors, check your windows, do not fall for provocations, monitor your surroundings, and keep a vigilant eye on all means of communication. Report any suspicious activity that may indicate the actions of logists immediately and without delay. Preventive action is now the best weapon against these ruthless terrorists. One mistake is enough, one small lapse in concentration or carelessness. Do not squander the hard-won victory lightly. Remember, it may be you who becomes the tipping point between normal and 'new normal'.