– Hi, Andrej, finally we met again like this, informally.
– Hello, Zoki, really, we haven’t been shopping together… I don’t even know how long.
– I think the last time we bought something was in Brussels, you found excellent red wine, against anemia…
– Yes, I remember, almost like from my own from Hvar. And you found whiskey that didn’t even last until Zagreb.
– Let’s leave that. By the way, did you watch 'Eurosong'?
– Of course, I immediately said our little Albina is great, but it all came down to block division…
– No way! And you would be non-aligned like Tito. Those are not blocks, but when you look in the 'Oxford Dictionary' under 'fraud', that’s 'Eurosong'.
– Anyway, let’s start with this shopping. Look at this, that one looks super to me.
– But it’s Swedish.
– Well, yes, from the EU!
– I mean, if it were a Swedish table, fine, but this is more serious.
– But look at what electronics it has, and all these sensor data…
– Well, everyone has that, these just show off about it.
– Okay, okay, but look at this one!
– Ha, you didn’t recognize him, he almost got you once. Well, not you, but Damir.
– He didn’t leave because of shopping, but because of an accident…
– Yes, that could be called an accident after shopping.
– It doesn’t matter, but this one is really good.
– Andrej, those are not oranges from Jaffa, besides, the original is better, this one needs upgrades…
