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A STORY FROM JOINT SHOPPING: Plenković and Milanović Agreed on the Purchase of Fighter Jets and ‘Eurosong’

– Hi, Andrej, finally we met again like this, informally.

– Hello, Zoki, really, we haven’t been shopping together… I don’t even know how long.

– I think the last time we bought something was in Brussels, you found excellent red wine, against anemia…

– Yes, I remember, almost like from my own from Hvar. And you found whiskey that didn’t even last until Zagreb.

– Let’s leave that. By the way, did you watch 'Eurosong'?

– Of course, I immediately said our little Albina is great, but it all came down to block division…

– No way! And you would be non-aligned like Tito. Those are not blocks, but when you look in the 'Oxford Dictionary' under 'fraud', that’s 'Eurosong'.

– Anyway, let’s start with this shopping. Look at this, that one looks super to me.

– But it’s Swedish.

– Well, yes, from the EU!

– I mean, if it were a Swedish table, fine, but this is more serious.

– But look at what electronics it has, and all these sensor data…

– Well, everyone has that, these just show off about it.

– Okay, okay, but look at this one!

– Ha, you didn’t recognize him, he almost got you once. Well, not you, but Damir.

– He didn’t leave because of shopping, but because of an accident…

– Yes, that could be called an accident after shopping.

– It doesn’t matter, but this one is really good.

– Andrej, those are not oranges from Jaffa, besides, the original is better, this one needs upgrades…

– And which one is the original?

– Here, this one!

– I must admit it’s not bad.

– Look, it goes faster than two machs! That one just sticks you!

– But it’s expensive, one costs 150…

– Well, with the Americans, you can always bargain, on 12 pieces you get at least one free…

– They are still far away…

– Yes, but they are still our biggest partners and will be closer when they lift visas and double taxation.

– Well, visas are easy, who travels now…

– And double taxation?

– Well, are you from Pantovčak or from the Association of Entrepreneurs’ Voice?

– You know how it goes – in one hand yes, in the other hand no…

– Zoki, look, we have a winner!

– At 'Eurosong'?

– No, in the hangar! This French one is the real deal. It can carry almost ten tons of armament, and its range is 3,700 kilometers.

– So what are you going to do with it, conquer Moscow?

– Don’t joke. Besides, the French are important for us to enter Schengen. And they also give discounts for quantity.

– Yes, and because they are used.

– But 12 pieces for only a billion euros!

– O. K. You know me, I keep repeating that I will support any choice of the Government.

– So – bought!

– Yes, if you don’t change your mind.

This joint shopping is the fruit of the author’s dirty imagination.