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Miodrag Šajatović: Elections – The Festival of Democracy Has Become a Street Carnival

Izbori 2020
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They say that elections are a festival of democracy. But when it comes to the election campaign, it would be more appropriate to say that it is a carnival of democracy. Like in a real carnival, most actors have donned masks and attract attention by pretending to be something they are not. In just a few days, we will also have a carnival of disguises in responsible economic strategists who assure us that they know exactly what they will do if the audience gives them the opportunity to be the winners of the carnival. Exceptions aside, for the most part, it is a hastily compiled list of promises in the style of ‘something for everyone.’ Generally, these are works that hide a lack of quality and innovation with quantity. Some have written programs of a hundred pages, others have 46 measures they will implement the day after they form a government. The third group has collectively come up with 67 measures.

To make the masquerade more convincing, they have neatly organized them into six or seven chapters. Here and there, a good idea appears, but it is very likely that, in the panic of forming a government and the tsunami of problems that will flood the new ministers, they will get lost in the wilderness of Banski dvori.

First, the Resignation is Written

If there are still two days until the Saturday pre-election silence, here is an opportunity for the chronicler of economic events to don a mask. Let’s say, the mask of the next prime minister. I emphasize that I have no experience in state administration, nor do I have the will to ever participate in it, so this is just a carnival-allowed fantasy. So, first, I would write a resignation letter. And I would place it in an envelope in a visible spot, to remind me every day that both compromises and calculations have their limits.

Second, I would reread several business books that describe the rules of change management (change management). Simplified, determine three to five priority projects on which I would either pass the exam or gloriously fail. The rules say that first, a sense of urgency for some, as they say, reform must be created in public (and not release trial balloons through the media and, if the idea does not please the people, give up). Then create a critical coalition of stakeholders ready to implement the change. The third step is to clearly define goals and deadlines. The fourth phase is dedicated work on that change. And when the announced is achieved, celebrate success. And with the capital thus acquired, start a new project.

Simplified, instead of a ‘shotgun approach’ doomed to failure, apply a sniper approach. Now I can already hear the Leader’s journalists responding to the editor: ‘Editor, give an example!’

Well, here it is then! First, I would announce that in the next four years, the main lever of development will be maximizing exports. I would accept the KPI that Croatian exports grow twenty percent faster per year than the average of the transitional EU member countries. Instead of the folklore of merging and separating existing ministries, I would establish a Ministry of Foreign Trade. Within a month, I would abolish the five most nonsensical state agencies and establish one new one – a state development agency. I would establish a state holding with professional management to manage state companies. And lastly, I would cancel collective agreements in the state and public sectors (reason: coronavirus pandemic) and establish a new system. The provisions for officials would be identical to those in the Labor Law. And the mass of salaries in the public sector would move up and down quarterly, in rhythm with the movement of salaries in the private sector.

And that would be everything I would fundamentally deal with in the first year. I would establish two teams. One firefighting team that would mitigate the consequences of the recession intensified by the coronavirus. And another that would not be burdened by daily struggles and would focus on development.

There is Always a Solution

Of course, I can imagine the mocking or pitying faces of the readers of these ‘Economalies.’ But I remind you that it is the time of masks, when everything is allowed. Even such fantasizing. But please, do not dismiss the possibility that some real, brave, leadership-skilled prime minister might actually achieve something like this. This is a society that, when it encounters a determined and competent player, after being convinced that he is stubborn, becomes tame. You can find an example of a loud opponent. A unionist, for example. Or three months after they ignored the task of promoting exports, you replace three or four ambassadors…

If it turns out that coalition partners are not mature enough to follow the leader or are afraid of street demonstrations, there is always a solution. There is that one envelope on the table, written on the first day of the mandate. I know, I know everything. Such a prime minister has not appeared since the time of Nikica Valentić. But these are the last days of the carnival of democracy, so the masked columnist, well, lets his imagination run a bit.

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