What do you need to brighten your day? A smile, a kiss, a hug, good advice, or some wise, funny, and so true phrase?
We offer you the last one. Find your favorite. We wish you a pleasant day!
“When someone told me I live in a fairy tale, I almost fell off my unicorn.”
“I’m never drunk, just less classy and more fun.”
“I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.”
“If only everything was as easy as gaining weight.”
“Today I did push-ups. Actually, I fell, so I had to use both hands to get up, which is basically the same. Now I need a little chocolate…”
“I don’t sweat. I shine…”
No one who remembers their life recalls the nights they slept well.
In our home, we practice an open-door policy. Show up with a bottle of drink and the door will always be open for you.
We’ve been friends for so long that I can’t remember which one of us was the bad influence.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but then I get bored. That’s when I start acting like me…
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