THE FUTURE is in the pit.. Kim Kardashian, whom Kanye cloned last weekend for the birthday of a dead Syrian boy washed ashore at Dejan Lovren’s wedding where Višnja Pevec sang a lullaby for Hrvoje Šalković while he was sipping a sponsored drink in the middle of New York and enjoying his god, the same god who enabled Blanka Vlašić to win a medal in the jump over the breast of Lidija Bačić who revealed everything at the pool except why she completely incorrectly defrosts food even though experts have discovered the safest defrosting method that does not cause autism in children, which was confirmed to us by Ivan Katalenić while he was paying bail and getting out into the freedom we fought for, and now they spit on it, communists, Serbs, while Božidar Alić is in the square, naked, looking incredible for his age, like Neda Ukraden or Maja Šuput who caught a canary in the Canaries which thrilled her followers on Instagram about which Daily Mail wrote right below the text about the 30 most beautiful beaches in the world of which as many as 29 are Croatian, which raised a huge dust, and dust can cause cancer worse than that caused by tomatoes which simultaneously protect against malignant diseases and bilingual plates, at least so claims Zdravko Mamić now that the elections are over and negotiations are beginning, and behind closed doors the president slammed her fist on the table because Zoran Milanović is rude, and Plenković did not greet Karamarko on the street but turned his head the other way, passed the ball to Jandroković to whom Petrov stuck a banana that lowered the blood pressure of the meteorologist who is announcing a storm for Tuesday that Croatia has never seen because it will rain and temperatures will be the lowest recorded since temperatures have been measured so seven out of nine doctors suggest we dress warmly, close our houses and protect ourselves in every possible way from MEDIA.
Is This the Future of Media?
