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Don’t Send an Application to Brussels

Prija’s little one for an internship in Brussels was tasked with describing several events from the country that caught her attention the most in recent weeks. Perhaps not so much for the eye as for the ear, as the little one has heard the most about those Swiss.

She spent three nights with her mother calculating what their car installment would be, so far they have narrowed the margin of error to 500 to 4900 kuna. ‘Who can blame them for not listening to the governor who, ten years ago, warned about the risk. Not like the Austrians, they alarmed the people with leaflets, but the governor says that wasn’t good because the leaflet was issued in 2006, and lending was already at its peak then. So better nothing.

Therefore, they did not underestimate the power of leaflets in the Office for Emergency Management. They have already issued two on behavior during earthquakes. And it came in handy the day before yesterday when it shook in Zagreb. Following the instructions, her mother lay down in bed and covered her face with a pillow, while she gave the little one a whistle and told her not to start a fire if the ceiling collapses on their heads. When the little one admitted that she parked the car under the bridge, which is strictly prohibited in the instructions, for a moment it seemed to her that this one was happy. Later, they watched the head of the Office on the news. He was concerned about the citizens’ unawareness of the dangers of earthquakes and made several proposals. Fortunately, the little one will avoid the army, but her mother is already taking her to nature this weekend to learn how to set up a tent and relieve herself outdoors.

They will go to the village on that new train that Končar made for HŽ. Then Milanović took a picture in it. Then Hajdaš Dončić. Then Milanović again, and he brought Lalovac along. Lalovac is the most popular minister, and her mother loves him. Unlike the one who wants to allow the breeding of chinchillas for fur. The last time she listened to him, she was furious when the basketball players lost the game and Karamarko deleted their picture from Facebook. On the same day, they read that Zuckerberg will introduce a dislike feature. Her mother will dislike his subsequent support status as soon as Zuckerberg keeps his word, she says. The little one decided to dislike those in Brussels because she felt unusually bad after writing the composition.